Friday, April 27, 2012

Josh wastes EVERYTHING. As you know Josh is a fan of dumping condiments, spices, body wash, etc out and wasting it. Today at Meijers, he didn't even wait until I purchased the pepper to open it and spill half of it in the cart and onto himself. (which I was buying to replace the one I bought and he dumped out last week!) He asked me to brush it off him, to which I told him, sorry bud, if I do that you will be sneezing the rest of the time we are here. He also opened and ate a jello cup and opened a yogurt which he didn't eat. He had to ride in the cart today because I thought both of his shoes were in the car and we could put them on after dropping Ian off. I was wrong, there was only 1 shoe. Great! He has new tricks, these include opening the door wall and jumping out, wearing my 5 inch spike heels around the house (he tried to wear Brianna's dress shoes out for the day today), dragging the chair over to the pantry to find food, and he loves to take 3 bites of an apple and hide the rest, I found 3 hidden among the laundry piles. He is currently napping with the burger patty from his cheeseburger on the pillow next to him. Oh yeah, that yogurt cup with no lid, I thought I am NOT gonna waste the $.40 I paid for this so I am taking it home. Guess I didn't secure it well enough because it tipped over and the whole thing spilled out in the car. WINNING! We have a long weekend of dance and soccer coming up, hoping Josh makes it through without driving me into insanity, which he tried to do last weekend by screaming bloody murder when I wouldn't let him climb over the seats right when our soloist was performing, Thus causing me to lose my phone in the auditorium. So I had to make Brianna lie on the floor and call it to see if she could see it glowing. She did! Josh got a new kite today, so maybe that will keep him busy at soccer. Have a beautiful weekend full of love!

Friday, April 20, 2012

Well Josh is 3! He is still very cute with curly hair. BUT HE'S RUDE! He spits! I swear he is a llama or something. Today he started the day by stealing my towel so I called him to bring it back, he does. He then tells me"you smell wierd." "Like what?" I say, his response? "fresh air and frosting" Ummm, ok. We went to the store where he helped himself to a donut from the display case. A donut with red frosting. For some reason he got it ALL over his hands and face, so he looked like a clown. We came home and he comes strolling by me with a water bottle. I ask him, "what are you drinking?" "root beer" he says. He lies, It's diet pepsi, not the caffiene free kind either! He wanted some fish when we were at the store, the pet kind, not the dinner kind. I tell him that he can't touch them because they are a pet you just look at. I ask him if he will be nice to them, he looks thoughtful. I ask him, "you're going to kill them aren't you?" "Yup" he laughs. He is all boy. We went to a class play at Ian's school about the Boston Tea Party. Ian ws holding a PAPER gun in his role as a soldier, which promted Josh to jump up and yell" SHOOT HIM" Awesome, mom of the year right here folks! Josh has enjoyed his 3rd birthday, Easter and is looking forward to a fun summer. I hope I survive him! Love and blessings to you all!