Day 2 has to be differnt right??

Good morning all! My life with Josh started super early today, at 4:48 when my older children's school called to say there was no school again! He is wet so I change his diaper and finally get him back to sleep. YEAH! Hang on, what is that noise I hear as I am starting to sleep pretty well,it is the cell phone with a text from Jeff's coworker, she is stuck in terrible traffic on the highway. Well, I guess that means morning is here! Let's get up. Josh eats breakfast wonderfully. He is using great manners, he says "thank you" a lot. It is super cute to hear and I love it. I start getting our homemade soup ready to go in the crock pot. Josh is looking gout the door wall at our bird feeder we made from a milk jug( which by the way NEVER has any birds). I hear a crunching over near him, what can he be eating?A delicious apple or a pretzel maybe. Not my Josh, he is eating an onion. YUM. I take it from him and am getting carrots from the fridge to add to our soup, as usual, Josh is enjoying removing the condiments from fridge door. He opens the spicy mustard and puts it up to his mouth, well, he decides he doesn't like so he asks me to put it away. I do but do not notice he has the Parmesan cheese out. He disappears to the living room. I should be suspicious that he is quiet and not at my feet, but I am just excited to get the soup into the 2 crock pots. Done with that I move onto washing dishes real quick. Finish my sink full and go into the living room. What could I see there? A huge pile of Parmesan cheese all over my coffee table. This leads me to believe after yesterdays juice incident that Josh thinks the coffee table is a huge high chair tray, made just for him to put food on. Grab the vacuum and suck up all that cheese. What a waste, I love spaghetti with Parmesan cheese. Well, Just had to get up and rescue Josh from under the EMPTY pan cupboard where he had gotten himself stuck in and it is only 10:30. Wonder what's next???