More vacation "Joshisms"

So yesterday I was super excited to go see my 2 sisters and niece and nephew at the Canton Jungle Java. I know it would be lots of fun, but my sister Courtney was sick, so only Shannon came. We had a nice visit while the kids played. Josh of course enjoyed the toddler area that they have, until we got drinks for the kids. Then he only wanted to drink his and Ian's drink. Brianna decided to take him into the "big kid" area. Well this was very kind of her except now, the toddler area looks LAME to Josh. So they big kids take turns going down the slide with Josh and then returning him to the toddler area. I am enjoying my coffee with Shannon and chatting when I notice a tiny headed baby in a red shirt streaking away to the big kids area, it is Josh!! I run after him (which if you know me you know I DO NOT run) and manage to catch him. WHEW! On the way home all the kids fall asleep in the car, awwww cute. Then while we trey to decide what we want for dinner, Josh hears us mention pizza so he spends half an hour yelling and crying PIZZA! Which he only eats the cheese off of after all that. Today Josh and I ran to the store to get party items for the big kids sleepovers tonight. He was yelling for the donuts in the store and I was trying to decide what to get the kids for dinner. So I ask Josh what he thinks the kids want to eat and he continually tells me "eggs" Well I am sure they do not want eggs for dinner. We get home and as I unload some groceries Josh is going around the yard enjoying the snow  He slips into a puddle from the rain,and sits there because he doesn't want to touch the snow with his bare hands. Now he is soaked. He does ask to carry some groceries in though. That's pretty cute "Carries,carries" he says!! This morning I gave him a juice pouch which I of course tell him not to squeeze (foolish woman), he of course DOES squeeze it. All over the kitchen floor so now I need to mop before the kids arrive this afternoon. So I DO mop and am cleaning the bathroom and making lunch at the same time. Of course this means that Josh is taking the mop out of the bucket and making a puddle of mop water on the kitchen floor. I set  him at the table with Ian to eat his soup with an ice cube of course. Josh decides since I am not paying attention and am taking trash out that he should SPLASH in his soup, getting it all over the table and chairs. Wonderful! I am hoping I can get Josh to leave the big kids alone tonight since he loves them all so much! I may be insane in the next blog. Enjoy your night!