A Joshie Monday

Hello all! Today the big kids had the day off from school. So this of course means Josh thinks he has 2 playmates, but in reality, he still just has me. This morning Josh enjoyed oatmeal for breakfast and some got on his shirt so I took it off of him before he got out of his chair, so he thought he was getting a bath. ( He did not) Gotta save some water you know! He climbed on his train/car table and got his foot stuck. He tried to play xbox, he thinks he can but he has forgotten, HE IS A BABY!!! At lunch I made him some Gerber shells and cheese but he didn't like them (they weren't very good) so I asked what he wanted to eat and of course he said EGGS. So I scrambled some eggs and gave them to him. A couple minutes later I looked at his plate. It was empty. Wow I said, where are all your eggs? "Chair" he says. Sure enough, he dumped them all in his chair. Weird, so I put them back on the plate for him and he ate a few bites and them threw them on the floor. UGH. I think I am going to put a shower curtain under his chair. He wanted some milk, so I gave him some from my glass and then he kept saying, "milk, chocolate" (I had chocolate milk) . It was cute. Then he napped! This meant Jeff got to enjoy his lunch in peace. After he rose from his nap he followed the big kids into the fridge to find a snack, he brings me a grapefruit while hollering "Orange". I try to tell him he can't eat a grapefruit like that, but he isn't having any part of that. He tries to eat it with the peel, he can't and decides to put it into his little tykes basketball hoop and it get stuck. So then he hollers about that! I start to make dinner and he pulls the drawer out of the oven and sit in. I tell him that is dangerous and I don't want him to do that. I tell him he has a tent to hide in, does he want it? Yes. So I pull it out into the middle pf the living room floor but that is not good enough for Josh, he drags it into the kitchen! Gotta go because he just climbed on his car and got the dirty coffee pot out of the sink and is going around saying COFFEE!