JOSH STOP!!!

Josh is making me insane. He chases me when I vacuum so that he can vacuum, but WILL NOT pick up the puzzle he dumped on the kitchen floor. He got the open package of toilet paper while I was doing laundry, brought it to the living room and got a roll out. Why would he do that you might wonder. Could he be practicing to use the potty? NO, he is dipping it in a glass of milk and cleaning my cloth computer chair with it. He beat Ian with a baton today, colored himself with a window marker, took off his diaper and went outside in only a tshirt to take trash out to the curb. Let Brianna put his hair in a mohawk with hair paste, so now he has crispy hair. Wants to color, but won't use a coloring book, he wants to use Ian's school notebook and then rip out all the pages. Was watching the end of the movie Burlesque with Jeff and I  last night and drug his chair right up to the TV and when they finished singing and dancing, he burst into thunderous applause. But when we asked him if he liked it he said "no, boring" He is so tiny, but so loud. He runs around screaming most of the day. He pours the water OUT of the bathtub, thus ending his bath after like 2 minutes. The other night we couldn't find his and are calling his name and searching for him. We knew he was inside, we then found him sitting on our bed, under the sheet. He was "hiding." He at this very moment is sitting on his train/car table, just looking around. He shoots everyone with water guns, or spits water on them from the drink he just HAD to have. When does kindergarten start???