WHY??

So, we have been busy with end of the year /5th grade graduation stuff. This means I am at the school or running around A LOT. Josh is very comfortable at the kids school, so he will run around and see everyone. He has a "treat" affair with the school secretary, EVERY day we must go into the office so he can receive a treat from her, if she is out of stuff she will even go out at her lunch just to buy him something. While I was working in the library, Josh was checking books in that students had returned, but I can NEVER get him to pick up his own books! WHY?? Josh will eat anything someone else has but rarely eats his own food off his plate. WHY?? He always wants to go outside so when I take him he then spends all his time getting into the grill utensils or the shed. WHY?? He wants to go in the sprinkler, so I turn it on, but then all he does is pick it up and chase me or the kids with it. WHY?? He asks for a snack, so I give him one. He then either hides it somewhere around the house or throws it at people. WHY?? He wants to play with his brother and sister, but then does crazy stuff like SPIT at them. WHY??  He wants to sit in the cart at he grocery store with the car on the front but then will NOT stay in it! WHY?? He loves all the girls at the school, he even calls them his girlfriends, but then when we are at the school he totally ignores them half the time. WHY??  He says he wants to clean, but then when I do things like pack up the winter clothes (finally in JUNE) he just pulls them all out and throws them on the floor. WHY?? He is so curious and demanding, and funny, and exasperating. I just can not understand the mind of a 2 year old boy!! I have attached a video of Josh as the class clown of MH Guest's fifth grade. We are at the graduation picnic and Josh is spraying all the kids while they try and get a drink! God bless parents everywhere!!