Josh has a mind of his own.

I should start by saying, I LOVE JOSH. Now that being said, he has been testing my patience lately. He has been screaming. A LOT. It is that high pitched screech of the yet unseen Chupacabra and it can shatter the ear drum. Yesterday he spilled some chex mix on the floor, so we got out the vacuum and he vacuumed it up. What a good boy, until he then took his chili he was eating and poured that on the carpet so he could vacuum it! He of course loves his bath so every time he eats, he tries to make the biggest mess possible, like his yogurt yesterday. He had it in his hair and all over his face, so he got his bath. Maybe I should just feed him naked and hose him off in the sink after? I mopped the kitchen floor yesterday and he got a syrup bottle, I had pulled out so I could get something behind it and he pured it all over my clean floor. I looked away for 30 seconds!!!!!! He brought me a raw egg from the fridge and told me to "cook it." It is really hard to have a boss who is 2 years old. I gotta figure out how to turn the tide of power around here.He likes to have lotion put on him, so I do, but he then rubs it all in his clean hair from the bath he just got out of! He wants to eat ALL day long. He has a meal and 10 minutes later he is in the fridge looking for something to eat. He must have the greatest metabolism in the world! He has started talking in his sleep. The other morning while sleeping, he called out for some donuts!!! Then last night I laid him down asleep and a few minutes later he said "stop it mom" over and over. Great, now I annoy my kids while they sleep! He enjoys shaving his face, playing outside and pretending to be Godzilla! (notice how he is standing on a "village" in the pic!) Until the next episode, God bless!