JOSH PLEASE!!!!!

Today Josh has been making me CRAZY!!!! He is like the Tasmanian devil. I bought yogurt at the store today and as you know he gets into the fridge, so he has opened 5 yogurts today! He has been getting the sour cream out and trying to eat it. Somehow he got a tube of toothpaste and a knitting needle and stuck the knitting needle into the tube of toothpaste. We took it away from him, but he got it again and got toothpaste on the carpet and on the vacuum. Ian has a friend over and Josh has been screaming the boys name. I try to tell him that the boy is here  to play with Ian, but Josh is having none of that. He tries to eat the hot dogs that are still in the package.Has pulled all the wipes out of the container.Took his slushie out of the cup and tossed it on his train table. Pretended to be doing the dishes and emptied half a bottle of dish soap into the sink. Josh got some new music Cd's, but thinks he is totally in charge of the radio, so if a song on his CD ends or I change the radio station, he will YELL at me to go back to "other song" It is very uncool. He opens every box of cereal I buy, yet hardly ever eats the cereal I give him for breakfast. He purposely gets into things and gets dirty thinking he will then get to take a bath. He wore mascara to bible study the other day. (on his forehead)  Climbs into the front of the car and pretends to drive. Yells at me to "go" if I am sitting at a red light and hollers with excitement when Jeff is rapidly accelerating. Josh thinks he is in a Nascar car and loves it. I do not. He steals the ice from my water glass, always wants to wash dishes and vacuum, but WILL NOT pick up his toys and put them away. He opens the fridge and then stares into it and after a while will walk away and leave it open. He has been screaming A LOT lately and so I am thinking I will invest in a good pair of earplugs. Until next time, good night and God bless. Below you will see the pics of Josh covered in lip gloss that he got into yesterday!